So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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