Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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