What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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