Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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