"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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