the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she smelled like a LAN party
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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