did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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