Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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