U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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