We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just cropdusted the office
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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