their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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