9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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