I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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