if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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