There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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