I hope mine doesn't look like that
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There's always time for handjobs
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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