Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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