Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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