But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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