I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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