question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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