Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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