Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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