either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!