I'm really into asian looking animals
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.