he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Farmville is her only friend.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman