While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Houston, we have a blender
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
