I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
