You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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