I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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