Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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