I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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