I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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