I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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