yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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