haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.