i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the day after is always just damage control
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
