Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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