I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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