I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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