Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
my poor anus
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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