on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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