FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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