Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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