I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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