I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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