Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Actions speak louder than pants.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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