Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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