Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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