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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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