Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Is Oprah even human
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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