White coat. Heels.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just gift wrapped bread.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize