Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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