so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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