omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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