What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
